The Victorian moral standard: How to keep it up!

Keeping it up!

Victorian moral standards: Keeping it up!

Professor Victor Tallywhacker and Dr. Albert Tallywhacker invite you to enter into their parlour, for an evening of song, laughter and distraction.

If you too are appalled by the current moral standards of the twenty-first century then join the gentlemen in their quest to return our Empire to a time of sexual restraint, low tolerance of crime and a strict code of social conduct. The perfect panacea for a melancholic malaise.

Time: 20.00 hrs
Date: 25th of February in the year of our Lord 2014
Place: The Pleasance Theatre, Isligton

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Eurovision is almost upon us!

Hello all,

Well, it’s that lovely time of year again; the build up to the greatest song contest in the world, yes, the Eurovision Song Contest.

Now, we’ve been busy working up quite a sweat in a basement in Soho, London, with a lovely hairy man called DAVE who has helped fill the cracks in our arrangements.

We are now delighted to unveil the hard fruits of our labour, namely, an alternative entry. Dave’s very happy with our entry and has invited us back to lay down some more. He’s particularly keen to see if he can help us extend it from 7.5 inches to 12, what with the return of Vinyl and all. Or was it Lionel?

So, without further ado, here are the 2 tracks. One is for broadcast on popular stations that like a bit of a groove. The other is unplugged, so if you are wishing to book us to come and sing on your radio or tv show, then we can do that very easily indeed.

Please enjoy these wonderful tracks and tell your friends.

Null Points: Europop Mix

Null Points: Acoustic Version